Monday, December 27, 2010

Untatted: S-MAK

S-Mak sounds kinda like Black Thought would... if he was an 80's baby from South Central. 



                                                           Video from Youtube property of S-Mak and Rebellious Minds Corp.

S-Mak is a genius in own right and has created a lengthy album entitled 20/20 that is sure to have your head nodding on the conscious tip. Please visit the link after the jump ...and learn more about the young griot as he gets Untatted with me  in a game of Q&A .

 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

You will be missed Teena Marie




Yes, Miss Teena Marie you were our 'Lovergirl'. We will always love you!

Fatty Vid: Blowing Myself/ Marika May

                            
                                                     Video is the exclusive property of Marika May



 a teaser for  BLOWING MYSELF!
"cause Im marvelous just gorgeous"

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Fatty Vid: TUPAC on Christmas


video found on youtube.com


Enjoy your Christmas! be grateful! be blessed!

xo!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

To the Dream Hunters; 10 things to leave in 2010...Pt. 2

con't from http://fattynotatty.blogspot.com/2010/12/to-dream-hunters-10-things-to-leave-in.html
Here are tips 6-10 to use while hunting your dreams in 2011


6. Looking at the other Runners

Take a cue from Olympian Usain Bolt. Its hard to pay attention to much more than the fact that he's faster than your next door neighbors 16 year old daughter. Yet if you watch closely one thing will become clear. He is hell bent on running as fast as he can. He doesn't look back to see how far he's come or the mistakes he's made. He doesn't look to the side to see where the other runner are in proximity. He is undeniably focused on the  finish line.
Follow the link to Usain Bolt  do his thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1JQFxfLMM

7.   Ignorance

If you want to make the most out of this coming year. Educate yourself, I beg of you. Make sure that you know what is going on in the world and in your community. Don't be caught off guard. If there have been new advancement made in your field you should already know about it before it's eve

8. Lying

Tell the truth and shame the devil! Try to be as honest with yourself and others as possible. If is easier to reach your goals when your life is uncomplicated and pure. Success is not a a parking spot. You'll still have to live with yourself and other even when you have arrived. Do not create webs that will keep you from your ultimate aspirations. Keep your path clear.

9. Tardiness

Be on time! Don't be late for meetings, interviews, or even dates. You never know who you're going to be meeting and it is so important that you make a great first impression. Even if you are meeting with someone you already know, being on time shows that you respect them and their schedule...'the early bird catches the worm' 

10. Dreaming Small

You are who and what you think you are. Success is more than money, cars, and clothes. Success is contentment. Close your eyes and picture yourself as happy as you can be, then open your eyes and work for it. The world is your oyster... God has blessed this world enough for everyone.




Happy New Year and I hope you catch your dreams!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

To the Dream Hunters; 10 Things To Leave in 2010...Pt. 1

Everyday you wake up is a blessing and it's an opportunity to live your best life ever. Moreover, every New Year is an chance to refocus and move closer to success. If you are hunting your dreams then I suggest lighten your load and leave these things behind as you climb to the top!

1. Stragglers

Anyone who doesn't have a definite role or title in your life is a 'straggler'. Your digital rolodex should be sectioned as followed friends, family, or business. Everyone else can kick rocks. If you must keep associates then let them know their place. This also includes folks you may be dating. Don't waste your time, money, or energy on people that aren't on your team.


2. Being a Cheerleader

NOW is the time to activate YOUR dreams. Stop standing on the sidelines and cheering your friends on. It is nice to give advice and offer a helping hand but remember what you want out of your life. So enough, cheering get in the game and win alongside your friends and family. 

3. Fear

 This is an important emotion because it guides us out of potentially hazardous situations. However, as the old adage goes "too much of anything is never good". In 2011 please give yourself the freedom to do what you want when you want.  Go confidently in the direction of your dreams... - Henry David Thoreau   


4. Non-Productive Play

They say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". This is a simple truth, however if you are a Dream Hunter you might want to forgo getting piss-drunk every Saturday night as your way of relaxing. Go to places where you can network and participate in fun activities that will help you along your way. Ex. If you are a little known designer trying to make it big, make sure you find yourself at  runway shows, art opening or parties where you are sure to run into people that can are into art and design. You can still have fun but make it count!

5. Making Excuses

There is just no excuse to use an excuse.  Just do your best in every moment and have no regrets if you falter here and there. You don't have to answer to anyone but yourself.


..............Stay tuned for Pt 2 of 10 Things To Leave Behind in 2010.....................

Friday, December 17, 2010

Fatty the poet : Its about what every other poem is about

syringe or vile or pipe

floating through a grey dusted alley

chased by burned fingers

the minds eye thirst and tricks for fantasy

this is how I dance now.

slow and alone in the nightmares of a pariah

where am i now and where is my God to shade me from the vengeful sun?

over a cream filled coffee some peoples lives become able to bear

only under another flesh and saliva do I live wholly

sinked in teeth

i vamp for security

the drugs, the blood, the addiction, the sport

everything is about the same thing.

collection in a plate

wine in a glass

redness in the hands.

hopeless is the only adjective to  survive without displacing itself

Monday, December 13, 2010

Who is Fatty?: Bedtime Stories with Marika May



                                Creeping at midnight is a creature so fair, daylight fears to touch her


                 this poison is sweet at the tip of the tongue, you will not die; you will become a feign


                                 A rare look at the beast herself. Let her eat your heart if you want to live

Saturday, December 11, 2010

What I'm Crushing On : YSL Palais Platform Leather Pumps


The fine people at Yves Saint Laurent are known to act a fool, but this sh!t right here takes the cake. Fuschia Platform Leather Pumps...ooowwwee!.... they twerking with a whole lotta hotsauce!
 I came across these cuties at  http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/81243#

Friday, December 10, 2010

short hand, long hand, grains of sand

so many suns and moons have pasted themselves against that same blue sky

and so many hearts have beat their wings against cages made of ribs


time is a web

sewn by master spiders

time is a quilt

patched by a old women fingers

time is a song

vibrating out of infant mouths

it is all we have on this earth

in this dream that we call life

too trivial to be taken seriously

too serious to call it a joke

is it a concept our imaginations have crafted?

is it every eyelash and lid opening and closing?
is it every footstep toward the horizon?

every heaving of our empty lungs?


how should we count?

by clock, by hour glass, by digital watch
or
by lovers, by tears, by our children,by our wrinkles, by our failures and success


maybe

but I will not count
there is only one. chance.
life is a large moment
I am but a moment

I am time




written by Marika May









Monday, December 6, 2010

Fatty Vid: Crazy/Big Sean


                                     video from worldstarhiphop.com

I can just hear all of my punk ass ex- boyfriends singing this to the top of their lungs, but f@ck them n!ggas..Im loving this one.
This is the video for "Crazy" from Big Sean's soon to be released album Finally Famous

Straight from Fatty: What JUST had happened to me (Tales from Insomnia)

I'm a certified "Night Owl". I have the most energy at night and feel the most creative after midnight.  Sometimes I take advantage of these energy surges by doing more mundane things like cleaning or I even venture out to do some shopping at the 24 hour market.

So tonight, I did the latter. Usually there are only a few people milling about the aisles plus the graveyard staff. Everyone is usually quiet and is minding their own damn business. BUT NOT TONIGHT...

Problem #1 I run into some chick I "kinda knew" from high school. Awkward, and by awkward I mean its 1:05 am I have not a stitch of eyeliner or lip gloss on, I'm not in the mood to talk or have an impromptu reunion with someone I only "kinda knew" from high school.

But I'm training myself to not be such a huge bitch all the time so I said. "Hey Girl, I know you..how you been...OK good...see you around....."

Ugh...gross I hate running into people like that.

Problem #2 I had to ask for help to find an item, AND somewhere between frozen foods and the bread aisle the associate that was helping me got it twisted...

HIM:" Shopping late huh? You come here often?"
ME: "Um?" reluctantly "Yeah??"
HIM: "OK here's what you were looking for"
ME: "Thanks"
HIM: "Is there like, a number I could get"
ME: "What?"
HIM " um...a number, could I have your number"
ME "NO..."
HIM: .......stares at me for another 5 seconds like I'm gonna reconsider, then walks away

Trust. I'm flattered that dudes appreciate The Fatty but there is a time and a place and this was neither..

There is no moral to any of this, but I'll tell you this... I'm off after-midnight shopping for at least a month.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Fatty Vid: Cat Daddy/Rejectz





Check out the vid for Cat Daddy by Rejectz... this is exactly why I LOVE LA

"...in the club all black going Akon...."

Friday, December 3, 2010

Fatty Vid: Yeah Boy/Yung Joc




I'm loving this song. Please check the video for Yung Joc's new single and definite club banger
"Yeah Boy". (shout out to up-and-coming actors Larry Towers and Duain Martyn who make appearances in the prologue).

Monday, November 29, 2010

Straight from Fatty: Some Men Are like Stray Cats (Not all of them)

Some Men are like Stray Cats....

There is a stray cat that comes by my house. A beautiful Blue Russian type with greenish eyes, charming and mysterious.  At first, it was like... weird because I would see it watching me. Lurking behind the bushes at night. Then after a while I noticed that the cat wanted to step to me, but  it was scared. I tried to be as disarming as I could but every time I approached it ran away...PUSSY.

One day I realized it had begun to subliminally prey on my "caretaker instincts". So I started to set food out for the cat. It's a stray so I felt bad and just started feeding it left over shrimp or chicken (isn't that what cat's like?). I'm guessing as a stray cat it's done its share of begging and hunting, but I don't think it's ever encountered a human that would shell out good shrimp or chicken.
So, now this cat keeps coming back; so much so that I have appropriately named it Cat.

However Cat is rude... scratches at the door and meows like I owe it something, and on top of all of that Cat managed to sneak in the back door of my house ( I had left it open for fresh air) into the kitchen, I heard some shuffling and all I see is blue/gray tail casually strolling throughout the kitchen...


At the present time. "Cat" is literally eating out of my hands. Let's see how long it will take before Cat will let me pet him

I can't really help but to compare this to my interaction with some menfolk.

Stand-off- ish. Then when its clear to approach they start acting all entitled. Always wanting the best from you (they want us to be "bad bitches" and "five star chicks") while they bring very little to the table. 

Us, women just want to touch them. To make some sort of imprint on their heart,minds, and lives. They somehow see this as a threat and start to retreat. After a while they come to the understanding that in order to be fed, clothed, or to feel anything at all, they have to come back to us. They scratch at our back doors and make just enough noise for us to give them what they want over and over again. So we become available to them in hope that they let us truly touch them, hold them...or until were too tired and we have no more food for strays.


 its an opinion don't hold it against me
xo! 

 

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Fatty Vid: Complicated/ Rihanna




Here is another cut from Rihanna's latest album LOUD. It is a power ballad type of track entitled Complicated. Thank you ImDoingMeHoe1 for posting this video at YouTube.com  ....


Tell me what you think...

xo

Friday, November 26, 2010

Straight from Fatty : Black Friday 2010

yeah muthasuckas. it's the night after Thanksgiving.

I know most of you 20 somethings are still acting like you were happy to see your fam...but cut all the nonsense, be real with yourself.

 You know the only reason you agreed to get up at 2am to stand in line to shop your homies
is because you wanted a good enough excuse to tuck in early and avoid the 21 questions game with your  crazy- drunk- ass Auntie Pam.

TAKE ONE
1. What are you doing with your life? When are you getting married? What happened to your ex?
2. Do you know if your cousin is gay...are you gay?
3. Are your parents getting a divorce
  
TAKE TWO
So now you're in that stupid long line in front of the department store. Cold as hell and happy to be out of the house and hoping to Baby Jesus that your relatives are gone by time you get back home....

TAKE THREE
Finally, after hours of indulging in twisted retail therapy you'll find yourself at the club knocking back Patron Silver straight up and popping your cooch on some "random" til you feel like your going to vomit on your new Michael Kors knee-high boots that you just copped on this very Black friday.

I know how it goes... you dont have to fake the funk with me. lmao

xo!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Straight from Fatty : Eros 2010

I am convinced that real  love does not exist in 2010
-the kind of love that builds bridges and destroys pride and greed.
 most people of my generation live only for themselves.
men and women devour one another in exchange for moments of attention
Chasing, hunting, and killing for dreams that never fulfill our true purpose...
-To live with one another in harmony and love

In 2010 we are lost in pornography, misogyny, text messages, email, status updates and quick phrases

We live like ashes.
We burn bright and fast.

 Then we crash into one another, hot and heavy
We revel in a chance meetings of  friends we only knew through the computer screen
Living lies as monikers, stage names, alias'.
 Posting our flicks from debaucherous nights, from the bathroom, from our little internet dens.
We attract one another

Then we find ourselves in slow, magnificent, old fashioned moments that could pull all the wires away from our ticking hearts, and we fail
-it is time for human touch,  for real interaction but we fail
We are only equipped to deal with one another image to image
never heart to heart
never soul to soul

We are the children of technology
we want warmth so badly we made the touch screen.
smart, independent, hard working robots that only plug into each other to quickly recharge
The children of 2010 find no purpose in  marrying, or joining ourselves in any type of commitment
These children are too obsessed with money, fame, and 5 minute sex.
The children that are too preoccupied to feel, to give, to be in love.

It is 2010 and love may be extinct

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Fatty Vid: Kanye Talks


video by Nigel_D, taken from YouTube


If you haven't been to a Kanye concert this is just a heads up... You may have to sit through and impromptu sermon from "Reverend Mouthpiece" himself...no hate though, I love this man and I have recently sent out my portfolio in hopes of becoming his next side piece...xo

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Fatty Vid: Brave/Kelis

 

 Kelis does it again... with direction by Rankin Brave is the fourth video from her recently released album FLESH TONE. Unpainted and simple Kelis stands and delivers resilient lyrics through a thick dance track, she sings "I was super cool but now Im super strong".
Enjoy!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

RIP Messy Mya " you Chrystler built ass b!tch"




 This footage is of YouTube comedian Anthony Barre better known as Messy Mya
Earlier this week the 22 year old was found shot to death and laying face down in the streets after leaving his girlfriends baby shower.

 I offer my deepest condolences to the friends and family of Messy Mya. I stumbled upon some YouTube clips of Messy Mya just a few months ago. I sat watching this amazing cross between B.Scott and Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie with my mouth open... and then from my open mouth fell wild laughter.

However, despite his lovable nature I am sorry to say that I  can easily see how trash talking of this caliber may find you face down on the streets of New Orleans.
(I  must disclaim that I don't condone or understand the violent nature of today's youth, but  it is what it is. That's a whole 'nother conversation.)

So, with a heavy heart I bid you adieu... R.I.P. Messy Mya
He was offensive and down-right messy but nevertheless he was atrociously funny.
 You will be missed.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Fatty Vid: Lady in the Street/ D.Woods






This is my ish!  Lady in the Street is the title track for D.Woods' recently released mixtape hosted by DJ Trauma. With this seductive track, she is  proof that there is life after Diddy.
To download the mixtape please visit: www.missdwoods.com

Monday, November 15, 2010

What I'm Crushing On: FNO exclusive Necklace / Giambattista Valli

Image from www.kirnazabete.com
Everybody loves my mouth even though they may not like what comes out of it. My lips are one of my best features. Heart-shaped, fluffy, round, and smooth. I am the reason Dr. 90210 stays in business.

 And now, thanks be to the fashion gods you too can have a pair almost as stunning as mine... sans the collegen. Designer Giambattista Valli offers up a quirky yet elegantly finished necklace. At 16" long and 2.5"wide it is considered a choker. This piece is made entirely from imported silver and includes a lobster clasp for a secure hold.Let your neck speak for itself! you can order this piece at: http://www.kirnazabete.com/designers/giambattista-valli/fno-exclusive-necklace

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Fatty Vid: What's My Name/ Rihanna


 Feast your eyes on the video for  Rihanna's second single "Whats My Name" from her album LOUD to be released on November 16. The track also features Drake who appears in the video as her love interest

Saturday, November 13, 2010

What I'm Crushing On: Hello Kitty Pink Bow Headband






 A BIG PINK SATIN BOW!! I am shrieking like an eleven year old at a Justin Beaver concert. Everybody knows that I be checking Hello Kitty's fresh consistently. I aspire to be like her. No mouth and a big ass bow hanging over her left ear. Now I'm half way there.
I'm gonna rock this harder than Fab rocks a fitted.

This bow is available in red as well. For more information or to order :
http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-x-chubby-bunny-pink-bow-headband/31314-201010,default,pd.html?cgid=new%20arrivals

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Its Alot of Things: Kudi @ 106







You know how sometimes in the Sunday paper they include a little game. Two pictures side by side looking almost identical but if you look long enough you find out they aren't the same at all. I felt just like that while watching this clip of Kudi's apperance on 106. Something aint right...
Damn Kudi. get it together

Also I'd like to address that heavy ass weave Ciara is wearing, never mind.
 Instead Ill say I'm glad she can actually read a prompter... unlike Beyondsay and Fantadra.

You Know Who You Favor










I know I'm wrong but I couldn't resist. Ri Ri, you know how I feel about you I know Te Amo was about me , and Katy I told you to keep that kiss on the DL  I'm coming for them royalties
 Love you both. xoxo

What Im Crushing On: Womens Hi-Top Nike Air Digs





I'm wearing these hi-tops as we speak. They come in an array of color combos but I have the Black and Aquamarine set pictured here. Only to be worn by the fiercest of Fatties the Air Digs come with a gel sole which aren't commonly found in woman folk sneaks. Gel soles are awesome if your trying to "dunk on them other hoes" but these aren't the shoes for you if your trying to be incognegro because they do produce a little squeak every now and then. Nevertheless they are flyer than Sputnik.

The Digs were originally marketed as volleyball shoe in  1991and reintroduced in 2009 as throwbacks. Lacing high enough to stabilize the ankle and provide enough warmth for fall and early winter activities.
Digs are comfortable and sturdy enough to wear to the gym or grocery store, and most importantly they can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.
  Strong shoes for a strong broad!

Sold by various vendors in various colors...google them.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

What Im Crushing On: Japanese Cherry Blossom Fragrance Mist



 I'm so effing delicious, and when I spritz this one on I'm down right delectable. Japanese Cherry Blossom from the Bath & Body Works Signature Collection is both romantic and yummy. With Top Notes of Asian Pear, Fiji Apple and Ume Plum you'll want to stand a little closer to folks.  The scent is also available as a Bubble Bath, Body Lotion, Shower Gel. Keep the the 8oz bottle in your boudoir and use it as an after shower mist or cop the travel size so you can freshen up on the go.  So stop by your local Bath and Body works because everyone loves a Fatty that smells good.



check the site to buy online

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3179435&cp=3314709



xo

Friday, August 27, 2010

Prep B!tches sing "B!tches aint Sh!t".


                                   courtesy of  worldstarhiphop.com via HoodBoxOffice


 Wow! This is equal parts sad, ridiculous, and funny...but the arrangement is delightful

My Five Cents on Chippy D

photo courtesy of TMZ via playboy.com




This girl is cinnamon,spice, and nothing nice. Despite the uproar (read: publicity) cause by her chosen career path "Chippy D" continues to climb the baby oiled ladder toward porn star-turned-serious-actress-stardom. Armed with K-Y Jelly and her fathers heart clenched between her teeth she is fast and furiously squirting her way into becoming a household name.

Here are five reasons why I can't throw shade at Miss Montana Fishburne.



1. I admire a broad with cajones. She has a goal and is using all possible means to achieve it. She answers hard questions straight faced and straight up. No flinching. Aside from occasionally sounding like a dumb ass, she holds her own.

Check the interview with Rude Jude and Lord Spear from Shade 45. courtesy of World Star.



2. She used her last name.Granted there was really no way to hide the fact she was the fastest swimmer out of Morpheous' ball sack but now that she has forever soiled the Fishburne name she is flipping it faster than a kilo. That's good business.

3. She brings attention and dare I say... glamour to minorities within the sex industry. So often, the porn players allotted mainstream face time are of the Caucasian persuasion. This should help us to open a discussion on race relations within the sex industry. Question? Why is Jenna Jameson so widely known and Pinky so..not, feel free to leave your opinions in the comments section

4. She is young, dumb, and full of cum.. I mean c'mon son. We all have faltered, privately or publicly. Ladies, please admit that you have awakened on a Saturday morning next to some sweaty unknown; smelling like Heineken and a random Bath and Body works spray that you liberally applied at 1:50am while waiting for your homegirl to finish yaking up cheap champagne, a Corona, and Skyy Vodka, but enough about me.
 (I pray that she will get it together because i can't wait to see her TBN special 5 years from now, on how she finally found religion)

5. We still in a recession! Its every man woman and nappy headed child for themselves. I'm guessing this hasn't been her first act of impropriety, she had probably written herself out of daddy's good graces and his wallet long before she started spreading her leopard-skinned cheeks for Vivid entertainment, who by the way broke her off with only 25,000. but I ain't hatin', that should take care of rent for at least a month or two..

also follow the link to check out her test shoot for Playboy