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| photo courtesy of TMZ via playboy.com This girl is cinnamon,spice, and nothing nice. Despite the uproar (read: publicity) cause by her chosen career path "Chippy D" continues to climb the baby oiled ladder toward porn star-turned-serious-actress-stardom. Armed with K-Y Jelly and her fathers heart clenched between her teeth she is fast and furiously squirting her way into becoming a household name. Here are five reasons why I can't throw shade at Miss Montana Fishburne. 1. I admire a broad with cajones. She has a goal and is using all possible means to achieve it. She answers hard questions straight faced and straight up. No flinching. Aside from occasionally sounding like a dumb ass, she holds her own. Check the interview with Rude Jude and Lord Spear from Shade 45. courtesy of World Star. 2. She used her last name.Granted there was really no way to hide the fact she was the fastest swimmer out of Morpheous' ball sack but now that she has forever soiled the Fishburne name she is flipping it faster than a kilo. That's good business. 3. She brings attention and dare I say... glamour to minorities within the sex industry. So often, the porn players allotted mainstream face time are of the Caucasian persuasion. This should help us to open a discussion on race relations within the sex industry. Question? Why is Jenna Jameson so widely known and Pinky so..not, feel free to leave your opinions in the comments section 4. She is young, dumb, and full of cum.. I mean c'mon son. We all have faltered, privately or publicly. Ladies, please admit that you have awakened on a Saturday morning next to some sweaty unknown; smelling like Heineken and a random Bath and Body works spray that you liberally applied at 1:50am while waiting for your homegirl to finish yaking up cheap champagne, a Corona, and Skyy Vodka, but enough about me. (I pray that she will get it together because i can't wait to see her TBN special 5 years from now, on how she finally found religion) 5. We still in a recession! Its every man woman and nappy headed child for themselves. I'm guessing this hasn't been her first act of impropriety, she had probably written herself out of daddy's good graces and his wallet long before she started spreading her leopard-skinned cheeks for Vivid entertainment, who by the way broke her off with only 25,000. but I ain't hatin', that should take care of rent for at least a month or two.. also follow the link to check out her test shoot for Playboy |
Friday, August 27, 2010
My Five Cents on Chippy D
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I like the broad!!! She know what she want out of life!
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