Straight from Fatty: Some Men Are like Stray Cats (Not all of them)

Some Men are like Stray Cats....

There is a stray cat that comes by my house. A beautiful Blue Russian type with greenish eyes, charming and mysterious.  At first, it was like... weird because I would see it watching me. Lurking behind the bushes at night. Then after a while I noticed that the cat wanted to step to me, but  it was scared. I tried to be as disarming as I could but every time I approached it ran away...PUSSY.

One day I realized it had begun to subliminally prey on my "caretaker instincts". So I started to set food out for the cat. It's a stray so I felt bad and just started feeding it left over shrimp or chicken (isn't that what cat's like?). I'm guessing as a stray cat it's done its share of begging and hunting, but I don't think it's ever encountered a human that would shell out good shrimp or chicken.
So, now this cat keeps coming back; so much so that I have appropriately named it Cat.

However Cat is rude... scratches at the door and meows like I owe it something, and on top of all of that Cat managed to sneak in the back door of my house ( I had left it open for fresh air) into the kitchen, I heard some shuffling and all I see is blue/gray tail casually strolling throughout the kitchen...


At the present time. "Cat" is literally eating out of my hands. Let's see how long it will take before Cat will let me pet him

I can't really help but to compare this to my interaction with some menfolk.

Stand-off- ish. Then when its clear to approach they start acting all entitled. Always wanting the best from you (they want us to be "bad bitches" and "five star chicks") while they bring very little to the table. 

Us, women just want to touch them. To make some sort of imprint on their heart,minds, and lives. They somehow see this as a threat and start to retreat. After a while they come to the understanding that in order to be fed, clothed, or to feel anything at all, they have to come back to us. They scratch at our back doors and make just enough noise for us to give them what they want over and over again. So we become available to them in hope that they let us truly touch them, hold them...or until were too tired and we have no more food for strays.


 its an opinion don't hold it against me
xo! 

 

Fatty Vid: Complicated/ Rihanna

Here is another cut from Rihanna's latest album LOUD. It is a power ballad type of track entitled Complicated. Thank you ImDoingMeHoe1 for posting this video at YouTube.com  ....


Tell me what you think...

xo

Straight from Fatty : Black Friday 2010

yeah muthasuckas. it's the night after Thanksgiving.

I know most of you 20 somethings are still acting like you were happy to see your fam...but cut all the nonsense, be real with yourself.

 You know the only reason you agreed to get up at 2am to stand in line to shop your homies
is because you wanted a good enough excuse to tuck in early and avoid the 21 questions game with your  crazy- drunk- ass Auntie Pam.

TAKE ONE
1. What are you doing with your life? When are you getting married? What happened to your ex?
2. Do you know if your cousin is gay...are you gay?
3. Are your parents getting a divorce
  
TAKE TWO
So now you're in that stupid long line in front of the department store. Cold as hell and happy to be out of the house and hoping to Baby Jesus that your relatives are gone by time you get back home....

TAKE THREE
Finally, after hours of indulging in twisted retail therapy you'll find yourself at the club knocking back Patron Silver straight up and popping your cooch on some "random" til you feel like your going to vomit on your new Michael Kors knee-high boots that you just copped on this very Black friday.

I know how it goes... you dont have to fake the funk with me. lmao

xo!

Straight from Fatty : Eros 2010

I am convinced that real  love does not exist in 2010
-the kind of love that builds bridges and destroys pride and greed.
 most people of my generation live only for themselves.
men and women devour one another in exchange for moments of attention
Chasing, hunting, and killing for dreams that never fulfill our true purpose...
-To live with one another in harmony and love

In 2010 we are lost in pornography, misogyny, text messages, email, status updates and quick phrases

We live like ashes.
We burn bright and fast.

 Then we crash into one another, hot and heavy
We revel in a chance meetings of  friends we only knew through the computer screen
Living lies as monikers, stage names, alias'.
 Posting our flicks from debaucherous nights, from the bathroom, from our little internet dens.
We attract one another

Then we find ourselves in slow, magnificent, old fashioned moments that could pull all the wires away from our ticking hearts, and we fail
-it is time for human touch,  for real interaction but we fail
We are only equipped to deal with one another image to image
never heart to heart
never soul to soul

We are the children of technology
we want warmth so badly we made the touch screen.
smart, independent, hard working robots that only plug into each other to quickly recharge
The children of 2010 find no purpose in  marrying, or joining ourselves in any type of commitment
These children are too obsessed with money, fame, and 5 minute sex.
The children that are too preoccupied to feel, to give, to be in love.

It is 2010 and love may be extinct

Fatty Vid: Kanye Talks

video by Nigel_D, taken from YouTube


If you haven't been to a Kanye concert this is just a heads up... You may have to sit through and impromptu sermon from "Reverend Mouthpiece" himself...no hate though, I love this man and I have recently sent out my portfolio in hopes of becoming his next side piece...xo

Fatty Vid: Brave/Kelis

 

 Kelis does it again... with direction by Rankin Brave is the fourth video from her recently released album FLESH TONE. Unpainted and simple Kelis stands and delivers resilient lyrics through a thick dance track, she sings "I was super cool but now Im super strong".
Enjoy!

RIP Messy Mya " you Chrystler built ass b!tch"

 This footage is of YouTube comedian Anthony Barre better known as Messy Mya
Earlier this week the 22 year old was found shot to death and laying face down in the streets after leaving his girlfriends baby shower.

 I offer my deepest condolences to the friends and family of Messy Mya. I stumbled upon some YouTube clips of Messy Mya just a few months ago. I sat watching this amazing cross between B.Scott and Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie with my mouth open... and then from my open mouth fell wild laughter.

However, despite his lovable nature I am sorry to say that I  can easily see how trash talking of this caliber may find you face down on the streets of New Orleans.
(I  must disclaim that I don't condone or understand the violent nature of today's youth, but  it is what it is. That's a whole 'nother conversation.)

So, with a heavy heart I bid you adieu... R.I.P. Messy Mya
He was offensive and down-right messy but nevertheless he was atrociously funny.
 You will be missed.

Fatty Vid: Lady in the Street/ D.Woods

This is my ish!  Lady in the Street is the title track for D.Woods' recently released mixtape hosted by DJ Trauma. With this seductive track, she is  proof that there is life after Diddy.
To download the mixtape please visit: www.missdwoods.com

What I'm Crushing On: FNO exclusive Necklace / Giambattista Valli

Image from www.kirnazabete.com

Everybody loves my mouth even though they may not like what comes out of it. My lips are one of my best features. Heart-shaped, fluffy, round, and smooth. I am the reason Dr. 90210 stays in business.

 And now, thanks be to the fashion gods you too can have a pair almost as stunning as mine... sans the collegen. Designer Giambattista Valli offers up a quirky yet elegantly finished necklace. At 16" long and 2.5"wide it is considered a choker. This piece is made entirely from imported silver and includes a lobster clasp for a secure hold.Let your neck speak for itself! you can order this piece at: http://www.kirnazabete.com/designers/giambattista-valli/fno-exclusive-necklace

Fatty Vid: What's My Name/ Rihanna

 Feast your eyes on the video for  Rihanna's second single "Whats My Name" from her album LOUD to be released on November 16. The track also features Drake who appears in the video as her love interest

What I'm Crushing On: Hello Kitty Pink Bow Headband

 A BIG PINK SATIN BOW!! I am shrieking like an eleven year old at a Justin Beaver concert. Everybody knows that I be checking Hello Kitty's fresh consistently. I aspire to be like her. No mouth and a big ass bow hanging over her left ear. Now I'm half way there.
I'm gonna rock this harder than Fab rocks a fitted.

This bow is available in red as well. For more information or to order :
http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-x-chubby-bunny-pink-bow-headband/31314-201010,default,pd.html?cgid=new%20arrivals

Its Alot of Things: Kudi @ 106

You know how sometimes in the Sunday paper they include a little game. Two pictures side by side looking almost identical but if you look long enough you find out they aren't the same at all. I felt just like that while watching this clip of Kudi's apperance on 106. Something aint right...
Damn Kudi. get it together

Also I'd like to address that heavy ass weave Ciara is wearing, never mind.
 Instead Ill say I'm glad she can actually read a prompter... unlike Beyondsay and Fantadra.

You Know Who You Favor

I know I'm wrong but I couldn't resist. Ri Ri, you know how I feel about you I know Te Amo was about me , and Katy I told you to keep that kiss on the DL  I'm coming for them royalties
 Love you both. xoxo

What Im Crushing On: Womens Hi-Top Nike Air Digs

I'm wearing these hi-tops as we speak. They come in an array of color combos but I have the Black and Aquamarine set pictured here. Only to be worn by the fiercest of Fatties the Air Digs come with a gel sole which aren't commonly found in woman folk sneaks. Gel soles are awesome if your trying to "dunk on them other hoes" but these aren't the shoes for you if your trying to be incognegro because they do produce a little squeak every now and then. Nevertheless they are flyer than Sputnik.

The Digs were originally marketed as volleyball shoe in  1991and reintroduced in 2009 as throwbacks. Lacing high enough to stabilize the ankle and provide enough warmth for fall and early winter activities.
Digs are comfortable and sturdy enough to wear to the gym or grocery store, and most importantly they can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.
  Strong shoes for a strong broad!

Sold by various vendors in various colors...google them.

What Im Crushing On: Japanese Cherry Blossom Fragrance Mist

 I'm so effing delicious, and when I spritz this one on I'm down right delectable. Japanese Cherry Blossom from the Bath & Body Works Signature Collection is both romantic and yummy. With Top Notes of Asian Pear, Fiji Apple and Ume Plum you'll want to stand a little closer to folks.  The scent is also available as a Bubble Bath, Body Lotion, Shower Gel. Keep the the 8oz bottle in your boudoir and use it as an after shower mist or cop the travel size so you can freshen up on the go.  So stop by your local Bath and Body works because everyone loves a Fatty that smells good.



check the site to buy online

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3179435&cp=3314709



xo